Father's Day Well my little ones sure surprised the hell out of me this last Suday. Even the one that we're not too sure whether or not he's mine. (He's really taken a shine to me since I quit calling him Lil' Bastard as a nickname.)
Anyway those three boys got together and surprised me with one of them t-shirts that says "Fuck you you fucking fuck" on it like the one we saw some guy wearing last year at the tractor pull at the county fair. To top it off they cut the sleaves off just like I like and wrapped a pouch of Redman longcut inside of it. I would ask where the little bastards got the money for all of this but with it being father's day and all I figured I'd better leave it alone because if I knew I'd probably have to beat the ever-living shit out of them and that would ruin the whole spirit of the occassion.  ¶ 2:09 PM